Tuesday, December 28, 2010

How to keep a Woman & a Man Happy

A dear friend send me this advise in gender relation to ensure 2011 sail through smoothly.

It's not difficult to make a Woman Happy. A man only needs to be . . .

01. A friend
02. A companion
03. A lover
04. A brother
05. A father
06. A master
07. A chef
08. An electrician
09. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO . . .

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, A MAN MUST ALSO . . .

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little himself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT . . .

54. Never to forget:
*** birthdays
*** anniversaries
*** arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY . . .

01. Leave him alone . . .

6 comments:

tireless mom said...

Senang cerita, what makes a woman happy would be everything except not to leave her alone. Jimat sikit space in the post Dato' :)

jaflam said...

You are right if women were to write the lines it be the other way round. Actually both need each other by their side heheee.

jaflam said...

You are right if women were to write the lines it be the other way round. Actually both need each other by their side heheee.

lynshomey said...

man...sometime maybe need to be alone.....

lynshomey said...

man...sometime need to be alone....

jaflam said...

yes lyns leave them alone sometimesn but not all the times k. Worries that others may keep him company heeee.